See the liberals

See the liberals

Tune: Little Boxes on the Hillside

(Update of "See the Beatniks in the Village")

See the liberals in the government.

See the liberals in the universities,

See the liberals in the media,

And they all think just the same.

There's a tall one

And a short one

And a white one

And a black one

And they all are deep thinkers,

And they all think just the same.

And they all hate private enterprise,

And they all want more government,

And they all love more spending,

And they all vote just the same.

There's a student,

And a professor,

And an enforcer,

From the SEUI,

And they all are intellectuals,

And they all think just the same.

And they all love diversity,

And they all worship global warming,

And they all hate the wealthy,

And they all want to be rich.

And they go to liberal parties,

And they live in elite neighborhoods,

And they all love poor people--

If they live far, far away.

And they all talk about equality,

And they all support social justice,

And they all give long speeches,

And they all sound just the same.

There's a gay one,

And a Jewish one,

And a feminist one,

And an atheist one

And they all support Islamists

Who want to kill them all.

And they all love planned economies,

And they all admire Cuba

And they all swoon over China--

But they all want to live here.

And they all blame George W,

And they all hate Sarah Palin,

And they all loath Dick Chaney,

But Saddam wasn't so bad.

And they all have good intentions,

And they all feel good about it,

But about the bad outcomes,

They all care not at all.

See the liberals in the government.

See the liberals in the universities,

See the liberals in the media,

And they all think just the same.