The Fannie Looters

The Fannie Looters

We are the Fannie Looters,
We looted Fannie Mae,
Now we advise Barack,
So you will have to pay.

My name is Franklin Raines,
I was Fannie’s C. E. O.,
I took my ninety million
And now advise B. O.

We are the Fannie Looters,
We’re rolling in the bucks,
We raked in mega-millions
So you are out of luck!

I’m “Sweetheart” Jimmy Johnson,
I’m glad you were asleep,
First I looted Fannie,
Then helped to pick the Veep!

We are the Fannie Looters,
Who made the market crash,
Since we’re Obama’s buddies
You’ll pony up the cash.

My name is Timmy Howard,
I was Fannie’s C. F. O.,
I had a golden parachute,
So I now advise B. O.

We call Barack B. O.,
It isn’t why you think,
Sure those are his initials,
By we have made them stink!

We are the Fannie Looters,
We looted Fannie Mae,
Now we advise Obama,
Who says that crime don’t pay?

And we who looted Fannie,
You can bet we’re coming back—
We’re going to be in government
When you fools elect Barack!

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