Monday, August 28, 2017

Ban Veterans!

Newsletter Distributed on College Campus Calls for Banning Veterans
Excerpt: "A four-year, traditional university is supposed to be a place of learning, of understanding, of safety and security. However, there is an element among us who may be frustrating those goals: Veterans. UCCS is known for its number of veterans who are full and part-time students. But these veterans of much of the school prides themselves on may be hurting the university. First off, many veterans openly mock the ideas of diversity and safe spaces for vulnerable members of society. This is directly in contradiction to the mission of UCCS. Many veterans utter the mantra that they, "do not see color". But the problem lies in their socialization into the military culture that is that of a white supremacist organization. They have been permanently tainted, and are no long fit for a four-year university. Second, many students are frightened by the presence of veterans in their classrooms. Veterans usually have an overwhelming presence in the classroom, which can distract other students. This is usually true for vulnerable individual such as LGBTQQI2SAA, who have been known to be the butt of insensitive jokes made by veterans. Finally, veterans usually are associated with extremists right-wing groups such as the tea party and the NRA. In order to provide a safe place for all students, extremist right-wing groups must be suppressed on campus. This would include their followers: veterans. That is not to say that veterans should not be allowed an education. Veterans should be allowed to attend trade schools, or maybe even community college. But, in order to protect our academic institutions we must ban veterans from four-year universities." (Good heavens, they allow veterans on campus? We can't have that! Why they're older, motivated, study harder, mess up the grading curve, and a lot of them have OPINIONS THAT AREN'T PC!!! Many of them are just terribly, shamefully insensitive to the needs and rights of everyone else, and have the nerve to actually express those opinions and (OMG!) make fun of others. Clearly this must be stopped, who do these people think they are? I love it....Del)

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